Restoran Jepang

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Kiriman Irfan Dwidya Priyambada

Suatu hari dirmh mkn masakan Indonesia di Jepang.
Pak De lungguh adep adepan karo BuDe..
Waiter’e robot.
Robot teko nyedakki pak de, trus ngomong :
Robot : “What is your nationality?”
Pakde : “Indonesia”
Robot : “Selamat datang”, “Apa bahasa suku Anda?”
Pakde : “Jowo”,
Robot : “Sugeng siang. Badé pesen nopo?”
Pakde : “Canggih yo bu”,
Budhe : “Ono lotek?”, ibune takon karo robot.
Robot : “Ono”
Bude : “Pesen rong porsi”
Robot : “Porsi gede opo cilik?
Bude : “Porsi gede”
Robot : “Lombok e piro ?”
Bude : “Sing siji loro, sing siji sepuluh”
Robot : “Nganggo kangkung?”
Bude : “Yo”
Robot : “Nganggo timun?”
Bude : “Yo”
Robot : “Nganggo kol?”
Bude : “Yo”
Robot : “Nganggo kol jowo opo kol asli jepang ?”
Pakde : “Sing endi wae lah manut ”, PakDe wis rodo nesu.
Robot : “Kacange di uleg opo di blender ?”
Pakde : “Kuarepmu !”
Robot : “Kacange setengah mateng opo mateng?”
Pakde : “Goréng sing gariiiiiiing..!!”
Robot : “Nganggo bawang goreng rak ?”
Pakde : “Nganggo….., asu!” Pak de misuh banter banget.
Robot : “Dipiring opo dipincuk ?”
Pakde : “Dipiring !”
Robot : “Lengone nganggo margarin opo minyak kelapa ?”
Pakde : “Jelantah……wedhus!! !” Nesu banget soale wis sepuluh menit dewe..
Robot meneng, lampune byar pet ketap ketip koyo’ane lagi di proses.
Kiro-kiro telung menitan robot’é ngomong meneh :
Robot : “Maturnuwun. Pesenan ora di tompo. rak iso di sugohke”
Pakde : “Nopo ? Aku wis ngenteni suwe banget, tanya-jawab karo koe , kok rak iso nopo to ndes?”, jare PakDe emosi
Robot : “Soale durung ono asu’ne karo wedhus’e ………..”
Pakde : “Djancuuuk…Iso edian aku ! Ayo bu lungo, rak usah nguntal neng kene !!!”, PakDe nggondhok…=D=)) =D :D X_X.

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